7211 CB Radio 96 2,2
{PEY} Like the popular H3000 program, only we've also added a <Pickup> switch - <Direct> gives you the sound as
broadcast - <Speaker> adds distortion and some room echo, so it sounds more like a radio set. The <Bzzap!> button
does exactly what you'd think. Mono in, stereo out.
7212 Cellular Phone 96 2,2
{DEY} Sound quality varies from almost-good on the open highway, to unintelligible when you press the <Tunnel>
button. Or advance the <Random> slider for automatic tunneling. Mono in, mono out.
7213 Crazy Dialer 96 0,2
{MEY} Rapid random dialing, with real phone company tones, to use as a sound effect. Or hook it up to your phone...
who knows where you'll end up calling. Nothing in, mono out.
7214 Long Distance 96 2,2
{PDCEY} The filter and noise sliders do exactly what you'd expect. <SideT> controls the electronic echoes you often hear
on long distance phone lines. <Crosstalk> simulates weird foreign-language jabbering in the background. (It's actually
your own voice raised higher, flipped, and delayed but it sounds like crossed wires). Mono in, mono out.
7215 Megaphone 96 2,2
{PDE} In contrast to 'Bullhorn,' this is a rolled-cardboard thing, with lots of resonance but no distortion. It's often used
by cheerleaders and old-time big band singers. Use it to add more Macho when you're leading a racing-boat crew.
Mono in, stereo out.
7216 More's Code 96 0,2
{E} It's not Morse code, since the beeps are totally random. But it sure sounds convincing. The operator sounds a
little nervous...maybe the Secret Police are closing in. Nothing in, mono out.
7217 Off Hook! 96 0,2
{ME} This is the annoying breep-breep-breep the phone company sends when your cat knocks over the handset. Use it
for production, or let it play softly out of a cue speaker and watch the Operations Manager go nuts... Nothing in, mono
out.
7218 Public Address 96 2,2
{RDCEY} This is an enhanced version of 'Public Address' from the DSP4000. We've added a <Panic> button to kill
feedback quickly, and a <Tap Mic> button that does just what it implies 'Hey, is this thing on?' <Feedback Disabled>
shows after you hit <Panic>. Hit it again to re-enable. Mono in, stereo out.
7219 Real Dialer 96 0,2
{EY} Similar to the DSP4000 version, but much faster and easier to use. Numbers can be spun in, or entered directly
from the 10-key pad. Use the knob or type with the keypad and then hit Enter to set the numbers. Enter the first three
digits, then press the < cursor to set the last four. <Tap> to advance through the dialing sequence. (Try stepping
though a clients number in time with their jingle!). Nothing in, mono out.
7220 Shortwave Radio 96 2,2
{PMEY} Bad reception. Program includes the heterodyning that's typical of an SSB radio (adjust it with the <Manual>
slider). You can add an automatic shift with the <Drift> slider. The <Gate> slider acts like a squelch control. Takes a
good signal and turns it into 'London Calling', or makes it sound like your competition. Mono in, dual mono out.
7221 Traffic Report 96 2,2
{MEY} Adds a classic helicopter warble to the input, much less painfully than hitting your throat. There's also a pretty
good blade and engine simulation. Input and engine are keyed on and off when you press the button, just like the
switched mic in a real chopper. If you want just the shaky voice, turn the engine volume down. If you want only the
engine sound effect, uh, don't talk. Mono in, mono out.
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